Frequently Asked Questions to our respected Managers.

Q.1) Customer : When could this very low priority PR be fixed?

Babu: I will prepare a plan to fix this PR in all possible formats like word, excel, paint etc and will let you know ASAP. If I will find any bug in MS word and MS excel or any MS application.

SK: Oh this PR is my baby.
I have designed the whole Architecture for this PR.
I use to seat with Raghu for hours (so that he can also not do any thing productive what so ever).
I always make such bugs possible in bug free application.
I will also guide him so that he will never ever able to fix anything.

I…
I…

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Nalam : We will fix this JavaScript error in back-end of CARM for Banks after all its also CARM. (He is logically intellectual. Isn’t he ?).


Trainee SK: Sir Today we have estimated this PR for 30 person days.So we will do it by EOD today sir..no problem sir…I am Thadikamala S Kumar sir. Thank You sir …Thank You very much sir…we are always there for you sir…


SRK*:

Well, looking for answer?
This question are not meant to be answered (Managemet tip). This PR has just entered the list of Long Pending PR’s. And, will take all the Management time in all the meeting from now on.


Q.2) After being free for couple of months and with surety to be free for next couple of month. Resource (no pun intended) ask for a days leave?

Babu: No Resource, you should understand that CARM is a flag ship project. You cannot take leave as we might get some least important work if Taliban wins in Iraq (yes Iraq...) and Afghanistan economy takes over that of US. Being such a senior resource you should think all this even before asking for leave. Even now if you want leave then it will affect your TPM and I have to raise it to senior management.


SK : Leave … Holiday !! (Time 11:30 AM)
I would also (also == hope) like to take holiday. Holiday is such a nice thing from such a stress fool job. Even, Uncle John use to take holiday. …..

I can enjoy.. only enjoy and have all the perks in my team not you disgusting thing.

…. I….I….I….

(Time: 12:00 PM).

If you bothered to ask who is uncle john…Congratulations you have just skipped your lunch. But be optimistic about dinner.

Nalam:


No he is not on leave …. but Obviously not in office either.

TSK: No problem boss. I am a very different kind of manager. I am not afraid of anyone. I will talk to George, Tom and Jeff. I will also talk to HR and will raise this point in our senior managers meeting with Chetan. I will definately let you know Boss by EOD today.

EOD is not less then End of Decade…I believe.

Is leave sanctioned: Do you thought it could be sanctioned?


SRK*:



* : Apologies for my ignorance. But this is the initiative you can take.

more to come.......