A JAIN-ral time-paas.

This one is dedicated to our current F/e ONC Deepam. No offence meant.

Ladies and JAIN-tlemen,
You're being introduced to the JAIN family ... The ones who make life possible are the Oxy JAIN ... the ones who make er ... night life possible are the Night-ro-JAIN and then there are those who are difficult to spot, the Hide-ro-JAIN.
Our little ones are called, Lacto JAIN and our holy men are the Halo JAIN.
Er... you must have heard of our holy place ... arrey bhai ... Uj-JAIN ... yes, and that's under constant threat from our enemies, The Anti-JAINS, not to mention their mindless allies, the antibodies.
We are an open society, without any JAINder bias ... you see, we are a JAINeration ahead!
Our four fathers (or were there five?) were the founders of JAINetic Engineering.
With the launch of our Bharatiya JAINta Party, we are all set to become a political superpower. Our family anthem will be JAINa Gana Mana ...
Here, on Orkut, we are trying to trace our ori-JAIN (was wearing white shorts when we last saw him).
Why am I doing this to you ? ... JAINerally ...